please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I have tasted many bathrooms
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize