He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I supernannyed him into submission
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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