Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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