Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
id be glad to
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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