I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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