Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
