yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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