We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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