At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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