Non-Jews are for practice
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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