Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize