So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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