There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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