i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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