I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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