Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
