i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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