I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
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