After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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