The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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