great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Floor bacon is actually really good
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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