never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
So much Jack, so little girl.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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