it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
