it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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