I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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