You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
