Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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