you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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