glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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