I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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