So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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