I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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