3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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