i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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