She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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