i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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