no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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