drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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