i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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