no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I forgot wine drunk hurts
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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