I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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