Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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