HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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