Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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