how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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