he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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