sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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