she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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