Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You did what with his pubic hair?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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