Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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