carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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