are you still at the devil's house?
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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