please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
You took a bar mat shot.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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